Dad’s Army is a 1971 British war comedy film and the first film adaptation of the BBC television sitcom Dad’s Army.
Directed by Norman Cohen, it was filmed between series three and four and was based upon material from the early episodes of the television series.
The film tells the story of the Home Guard platoon’s formation and their subsequent endeavours at a training exercise.
1940 – Operation Dynamo has just taken place. From the newly conquered French coastline, a Wehrmacht colonel looks out over the English Channel with powerful binoculars. Surveying the white cliffs of Dover, he spies Godfrey emerging from a lavatory. Godfrey joins the rest of his platoon, who are defiantly waving the Union Flag. The colonel fumes contemptuously, “How can the stupid British ever hope to win?!”
One morning, George Mainwaring, the manager of the Walmington-on-Sea branch of Martins Bank, and his chief clerk, Arthur Wilson, listen to Anthony Eden making a radio broadcast about forming the Local Defence Volunteers (LDV). At the local police station chaos ensues because there is nobody to organise the enrolment of the men. Characteristically, Mainwaring takes charge and after commandeering the local church hall he registers the assembled volunteers.
The local platoon is eventually formed with Mainwaring in command as Captain, Wilson as his Sergeant and Jack Jones as the Lance Corporal. With no weapons or training, the platoon is initially forced to improvise, using devices invented and assembled by Jones. These invariably backfire or malfunction with disastrous consequences. The chaos includes an anti-aircraft rocket launcher blowing up a farmer’s barn and a one-man tank made from a cast iron bathtub rolling into the river with Private Joe Walker still inside. The platoon secure uniforms and, eventually, weapons. Following the evacuation from Dunkirk, the LDV is renamed the “Home Guard”.
The platoon is ordered to take part in a war games/training weekend, but after Lance Corporal Jones’s van, recently converted to gas under Mainwaring’s orders, breaks down they are towed by a steam roller. Out of control, the roller destroys the platoon’s tents, as well as other equipment, angering Major-General Fullard who is in charge of the weekend exercises, and who is already cross with Mainwaring for previously refusing to cash his cheque at the bank.
After a night sleeping without tents the platoon, bar Wilson, oversleep and miss breakfast despite being detailed to hold a pontoon bridge during the day’s exercise. The bridge has been sabotaged by the Royal Marines and the results are comically chaotic. Captain Mainwaring is summoned by the Major General and told that due to the platoon’s poor showing he will recommend Mainwaring be replaced.
While the platoon are walking back to Walmington, a Luftwaffe reconnaissance aircraft is shot down and its three-man crew parachute to safety. They enter Walmington church hall, where a meeting is taking place to raise money to fund half of a Spitfire, the other half being funded by another near-by town. They hold all present as hostages, including the mayor and vicar, and demand a boat back to France. Mainwaring and his men reach home and discover what has happened. By this point Fullard, the Navy, the Marines and the police have begun to arrive.
The home guard platoon infiltrate the building though the church crypt. Dressed in choir surplices, they enter the church hall singing All Things Bright and Beautiful, with their own extemporised second verse. Mainwaring takes a revolver concealed under a collection plate and confronts the Luftwaffe leader, who aims his Luger at him. Both officers agree they will shoot at the count of three. The platoon draws their rifles from beneath their robes. The German intruders reluctantly surrender. Mainwaring and his men become the pride of the town. Wilson reveals that the German officer’s gun was empty. Smiling, Mainwaring replies, “So was mine”.
In the final scenes, Mainwaring and the Home Guard look towards France from the cliffs. The weather has changed for the worse and it is unlikely that Hitler will ever invade, although that does not stop the group lying down and listening when they start to suspect they have detected a Nazi attempt to tunnel into Britain. It turns out that the sound of digging they have heard is actually Pike shuffling his feet.
Production & Filming Details
- Director: Norman Cohen.
- Producer: John R. Sloan.
- Writer: Jimmy Perry and David Croft.
- Music: Wilfred Burns.
- Cinematography: Terry Maher.
- Editor: Willy Kemplen.
- Production: Norcon Film Productions.
- Distributor: Columbia Pictures.
- Release Date: 12 March 1971 (UK).
- Running time: 95 minutes.
- Country: UK.
- Language: English.